This is fun...

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a=snickle b=doombah c=goober d=cheesey e=crusty f=greasy g=dumbo h=farcus i=dorky j=doofus k=funky l=boobie m=sleezy n=sloopy o=fluffy p=stinky q=slimy r =dorfus s=snooty t=tootsie u=dipsy v=sneezy w=liver x=skippy y =dinky z=zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a=dippin b=feather c=batty d=burger e=chicken f=barffy g=lizard h=waffle i=farkle j=monkey k=flippin l=fricken m=bubble n=rhino o=potty p=hamster q=buckle r=gizzard s=lickin t=snickle u=chuckle v=pickle w=hubble x=dingle y=gorilla z=girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a=butt b=boob c=face d=nose e=hump f=breath g=pants h=shorts i=lips j=honker k=head l =tush m=chunks n=dunkin o=brains p=biscuits q=toes r=doodle s=fanny t=sniffer u=sprinkles v=frack w=squirt x=humperdinck y=hiney z=juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!


"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge in the field of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods." -- Albert Einstein


Love All!!
-Dorky Snicklehump