My Front Yard Doesn't Like Me
Bush: Hey Extension Cord!
Extension Cord: Yeah Bush?
Bush: Why don't you somehow wrap yourself around me and get real tangled.
Extension Cord: Why would I want to do that?
Bush: To make Brianna mad...duh.
Extension Cord: Oh! Okay. Won't she just pull on me until I come off you?
Bush: Nah... For some reason I have a really strong root system. And what's even better is that when she pulls hard enough, you can break in half and she'll have to walk 500ft to get to us to put you back together.
Extension Cord: Cool!!
posted by Brianna @ 6:20 PM
4 Comments:
OK, Brianna. This is hard for me to say, but as your friend, I think you need to hear it. We're about to be living with a genius, ok? I think you need to start living up to your genius roommate potential. Do you really want her to think you imagine conversations between your yard and lawn equipment? No, I don't think that's the impression you want to give, so you should probably start working on that.
That hurt...right to the baby-maker.
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Hahahahaha...sigh. Brianna, you're not supposed to make me laugh. My face hurts. :(
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